Okay, it starts with Cyborg and Starfire talking about this incredibly scary book Raven' loaned them, called "The BOok", Robin covering his ears because he hasn't read it yet, and BB asking why he never heard of it. Apparently, they don't think BB could handle it, citing his reaction to Wicked Scary 3, Starfire's favorite Tameranian children's stories, and the time Cyborg read him the ingredients off the Almost All Beef Hotdog backage. Raven makes a crack simlar to "You can read?" and one about him not being able to understand the "big words".
That night, he goes to her room and knocks on the door, demanding that she let him borrow the Book. She's not there, so he goes in and finds the book. He starts commenting aloud that the book isn't scary, though it is in another language. "And what does *instert unpronouncable phrase here* mean?" Naturally, it was a spell that brought a creature from the book (not Malchior). BB's VERY freaked out now. It's faster than him, has more arms than him, has him ("I'm too cute to be eaten alive!"). He's able to destroy it, getting monster goop all over himself and Raven's room. Then he runs out of there. And bumps into Raven. She's happy (as Raven ever is) that she bumped into him, though, and apologizes for saying he couldn't handle The Book (SHIPPY!). Then she hands it to him. BB's surprised. The book he read wasn't "The Book", apparently. It ends with...
Raven: "It's the scariest book in my collection..."
Beast Boy: *walking away* "Says you."
The second half is like a really bad fanfic by a Robin lover. Robin + True Master + Disquised Slade-Bots +OOC Slade + really bad Martial Arts movie reference + even worse Star Wars reference + Dream Sequnce. |
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